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autumnj0y

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

made-of-love-and-stars

THIS.

alandofdawnandstarlight

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

dovewithscales

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

just-mythyk

educational and salty. i like it.

theladyregret

Always remember though that herbal supplements/remedies are still medicine. Always check for interactions. ESPECIALLY if they’re psychiatric meds.

ben-the-hyena
rhube

Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week. pic.twitter.com/aZvvPYQ23i  — Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) July 17, 2023ALT
Whoever "trimmed" those trees may have just killed a bunch of trees on city property, that weren't theirs to trim. Get ready for a fine and sanctions.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
It so needs to be looked into. If they’ve illegally butchered these trees, they will have to replace them. Hoping LA requires trees of similar age and size. I know it’s nothing to the studios. But still.  — pro-union (@daisybug42) July 17, 2023ALT
My city requires similar age and size. I'm sure LA requires it as well. The replacements are going to cost a small fortune.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
tree law tree law tree law!!! (I love tree law)  — Dear Lustful Medicant (@gfrancie) July 17, 2023ALT
Not only did I complain on LA's 311 about this but I do happen to know an entertainment reporter over at the LA Times. I just contacted her about this. Welcome to my world. I have a very big vast network of people.  — Steven Burke (@SteveBurke2000) July 17, 2023ALT
*Soft, disparate, whispered chanting*  Tree. Law. Tree. Law. Tree. Law.  — Nome (@NomeDaBarbarian) July 17, 2023ALT
TREE LAW  — BasiliskOnline 🦎 itch.io (@BasiliskOnline) July 17, 2023ALT
YEEEEEEESSSSSSS TREE LAWWWWWW  — 🏳️‍⚧️ Shivers 🪩 Capital Killed Elysium 💥 (@FemChainsawJack) July 17, 2023ALT
TREE LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  — Josie Brown 𓅓 (@TheOutlawJosie) July 17, 2023ALT

You love to see it. (Not the destruction of trees, obvs, but shitheads meeting their oncoming comeuppance at the hands of trees.)

gemmahale

Okay, as someone with their doctorate in plant health (specifically trees and landscape plants), I'm frothing at the mouth livid.

Pollarding is a type of pruning done where you remove the upper branches of a tree with the intent of forcing it to grow more branches. Historically, it was used to produce fodder for livestock and wood for fencing, crafting, etc. but now is more of an aesthetic choice - it creates dense shade and reduces the risk of heavy branches becoming safety concerns later.

However, that pruning is something that occurs in January - March, when the tree is dormant. Not in the peak of summer, when there's a heat wave expected. By doing it during dormancy, the tree has already stored all of the nutrients and sugars the leaves held in the roots and trunk, ready for use in spring.

By pruning these trees now, they've severely damaged them, if not outright sentenced them to death. Leaves provide a tremendous amount of shade to the trunk, actively cool the area through respiration (pulling water through the tree and into the air around it), and provide sugars and nutrients necessary for growth through photosynthesis. These trees now have to work overtime to compensate and re-grow and entire canopy of leaves with reduced resources.

These trees are in what are sometimes affectionately known as "hell strips" - there's a concrete sidewalk on one side, asphalt on the other, and they get hot. Not just upwardly hot, but they heat the soil underneath them as well. The root zone of these trees don't get a lot of water to begin with (concrete and asphalt don't let water in well) and it doesn't seem like there's a lot of soil around the tree to begin with.

Trees in hell strips already have the heat and restricted root zones working against them - you can't have healthy trees if you don't have room for roots. Now these have to compensate and draw resources to push out new growth.

In addition, all of those pruning cuts are open wounds - places where infections and insects can enter into the tree. Usually mature trees can manage minor infections or infestations with no issue. But these trees are now extra susceptible because their immune response is weakened - all the extra energy available is going to new growth, not fighting off infections.

So there's a bunch of factors here that have put these trees at a disadvantage: the removal of most photosynthetic plant material, an increase in surrounding temperature, a restricted root zone, the potential for increased infection, and a heat wave expected in the next week. These trees are going to struggle the rest of their lives because of the decision to prune these trees like this now - all over a desire to break a strike so the studios don't have to pay their actors and writers and editors fairly.

I hope they get the book thrown at them with tree law. And then some.

tree law
aspen-arts
halfbakedpoet

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

halfbakedpoet

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

halfbakedpoet

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

halfbakedpoet

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

halfbakedpoet

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

cwnerd12

There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

ben-the-hyena
ben-the-hyena
calvinandhobbescomic

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protomantommy

okay but that’s kinda fucking shitty, methinks. You can’t do something for enjoyment, when it is MADE for enjoyment, because other people think you have to be perfect at it. This is why people say they can’t draw, can’t sing, can’t do fun things, because they aren’t ‘as good’. It’s unnecessary. Do shit for fun. If it’s not fun anymore, nobody should be giving you shit for it.

calvin and hobbes